Hooligan Soccer
·18 February 2025
MLS Preview: San Jose Earthquakes
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Hooligan Soccer
·18 February 2025
Sometimes the burden of past greatness sits too heavily upon a franchise, weighing them down like cement boots. The San Jose Earthquakes are one of these stories. This is a cautionary tale, and not for the constitutionally frail.
The Quakes harken back to the old NASL (North American Soccer League), where they were one of the original clubs that kicked off back in 1974. They played twelve seasons before the NASL folded, then switched to the Western Soccer Alliance for a few years before entirely disbanding in 1989. Throughout this period attendance was strong, averaging over 10,000 spectators per game.
Based on this deep soccer tradition, and native enthusiasm for the sport, the franchise was revived and became one of the 10 founding clubs in 1996, but were called the Clash. That unpopular moniker lasted only three years, and the club reverted back to the more beloved Earthquakes in 1999.
Few teams and fan bases have been screwed over as much as the Quakes. The naming fiasco above was merely a minor incident in a long line. Between 1996-2005 they had five different ownership groups. In 2004, the MLS tried to transfer ownership to Mexico’s Club América and rebrand the club San Jose América. When the Quakes GM resigned, the league appointed Alexi Lalas in his place. Lalas subsequently encouraged the club to move to Houston, and then sold the rights to their star player Landon Donovon to his old club: LA Galaxy. After the 2005 season, the club moved to Houston and became the Dynamo, but the Earthquakes name, colors, history and records would remain in San Jose. This is important, because in that decade the Quakes won two MLS Cup trophies (2001 & 2003) and a Supporters Shield (2005).
The Earthquakes returned in 2008 after a two-year break, ostensibly as the 14th franchise (4th expansion team). My god, professional sports is weird.
Since their return they have had three winning seasons (2010, 2012, 2013), three seasons with a positive goal differential (2010, 2012, 2015), won another Supporters Shield (2012), finished dead last in the league three times and qualified for the postseason only five times. They are, unquestioningly, the WORST team in the MLS over this stretch.
We already know about the tumult of their first decade and those five different owners. But since 2008 things haven’t been much better since they were bought by John Fisher, scion of the Gap fashion fortune and much-reviled owner of the Oakland A’s baseball franchise. You would be hard-pressed to find any sports owner more loathed than his waste of carbon. This cheap-ass penny-pincher is so tight the players are lucky they get hot water in the dressing rooms.
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The club hired Bruce Arena, one of the winningest coaches in MLS history, in November 2024 and his solution so far has been to trade for many of his former New England Revolution players (five as of this story). Given that the Revs were the SECOND WORST team in the league last year, this doesn’t instill confidence. In a televised interview on local station KTVU he responded to a question about the team goals for the upcoming 2025 season. “To do better than last year” was the reply. Uh, ya think? YOU WERE LAST.
Host Real Salt Lake on Feb. 22 in the late game (7:30pm PT)