Tweets of the Week: Arteta’s pickpockets, riots in England, and Chelsea’s transfer ‘strategy’ | OneFootball

It’s time for another round of the funniest tweets from Football Twitter over the past week.

Mikel Arteta hired a group of pickpockets to keep his Arsenal players on their toes? He must be an exhausting manager to play under.

So many questions.

The rioting in Britain this week has attracted all sorts.

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Too right.

Meanwhile in Glasgow…

Man City claimed their first Community Shield in five years this weekend, with a ‘little’ help from Bernardo Silva.

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I wonder what the FA had to hide…

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This is certainly a joke of a book alright.

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That takes me back.

Man City have finally been penalised by the Premier League – but not for what you think.

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

The first Fantasy Premier League deadline of 2024/25 is right around the corner.

Reece James is injured again?!

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Chelsea need to leave some goalies for the other clubs.

Football Manager gamers are approximately a million times more coherent with their transfer strategy than Chelsea.

This is the only plausible explanation.

Not sure many FM players could translate their in-game habits to real life, though.

Scottish football is so back.

Emile Smith Rowe’s first post-match interview at Fulham was hijacked by two of his teammates. Alex Iwobi really commits to the role of touchline reporter.

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Kylian Mbappe is set to be the main free-taker at Real Madrid.

The Canada spy saga was rumbled by a drone nerd in the New Zealand team. Amazing.

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